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by: JASONVOORHEES, 06-08-2011 09:27 PM (#1)

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks, "So, you're the one who took our phone book.""

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! !"

"This boy named Ruffus goes up to the front of the class and reads his report,"I seen one dog hit the other dog's butt and knock him off the cliff" and the teacher says,"Oh, Ruffus we use the word the word butt we say rectum."So Ruffus says,"Wrecked it nearly killed him!""
 
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RE: Jokes
by: abbnic, 08-08-2011 05:11 PM (#2)

After getting caught breaking into a Spaniards farm,
i was held at gunpoint by the farmer and given 2 choices.
I either NO SWEARING!! the cow or his brother NO SWEARING!!s me.
Iasked if there was a third choice to which the farmer replied.........no! its juan orstress the udder!
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19/02/2018 07:48
Thistle, venue has been confirmed as TJ's, Motherwell

19/02/2018 07:48
Fordy, nothing yet, Awaiting dates for International events to be confirmed

18/02/2018 20:30
Has the venue for the Masters Tour Event 2 been Confirmed

17/02/2018 14:56
Any update on what dates the premier division 15s will be?

14/02/2018 00:32
FC Bash you are a legend

06/02/2018 12:40
Thanks FC BASH

05/02/2018 21:19
Davy, I am hoping to get the remainder fo the draws/schedules up this weekend. Possibly sooner for the 1st Division

05/02/2018 10:21
When is the draw for the super 11s 3rd division guys

04/02/2018 21:33
Thanks Bash

04/02/2018 21:31
After the deadline for payment has passed and when the payments have been collated to ensure everyone has paid. I'd estimate tomorrow (Monday) evening.

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